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SPRING BREAK 2K5



typical nerd shit:

blue velvet - i like david lynch because i love roy orbison, not the other way around.

falling down

200 motels

convoy

possessed

arsenic & old lace

fellini to the max: la strada, satyricon, the first vhs tape of la dolce vita

two master of the flying guillotine movies but i'm not sure which ones. they show one at 10am every saturday, i never catch the title, and they always end with ichi kicking ass which is all that matters. also the remake/tribute zatoichi


made for tv movies:

mom at 16 - not the sequel to "15 and pregnant." but still excellent.

our boys: outrage at glen ridge - heather matarazzo rape scene at the end? classic.

daughter of the streets - i would probably be a whore too if JOHN STAMOS talked me into it.

the lake - yasmine bleeth and her breasts find a portal to an alternate universe where her drunk dad isnt as drunk. wah wah wah go back to baywatch.


horror flicks:

demonlover - sucked

ice cream man - the fat kid's name is "tuna."

slash - sucked worse than demonlover

13 seconds - not completely terrible, but worst acting ever and none of the countless fat boys were hot.


i wasted precious hours of my life watching:

the village - seriously, m night shamamalayin, knock it off. honestly though if you keep sticking joaquin phoenix in your gigantic crapfests i will always watch. sooooooo hot. his palate wasnt even fused when he was born and he is still soooooo hot, so so so so soooooooo hot.

scary movie 3 - the best one is scary movie 2, because it proves the theory that david cross can do anything and still be awesome

jersey girl - dear kevin smith, you are now officially a total pussy. we all got the idea with
chasing amy and jay and silent bob dick around on camera with celebrities, but this clinched it. SUCKKK. but p.s. mad props for will smith.

anything else - woody allen i love you but you just remade annie hall.


starzzzz family thnx:

gold diggers: the secret of bear mountain - you think this is gonna be a movie about kids fighting pirates, but actually its a movie about kids fighting their drunk mom's boyfriend. drunk mom is played by diana scarwid, which totally rules.

the care bears movie - i know im gonna get crap for this because my entire generation shit their pants over this movie [at least the girls], but holy crap this has the absolutely most annoying soundtrack ever. when i squirt out a baby they will never, ever see this because i dont want to listen to it over and over and over and over again. and dont try to tell me they wont watch it over and over again, my parents have estimated that i watched the little mermaid at least 400 times. jesus.


movies about sports that i know are shitty but i actually shamefully like:

happy gilmore - if there is nothing on tv, happy gilmore will be on one of the 700 showtime channels, and i will watch it and snicker every time adam sandler says "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

a league of their own - and if for some reason happy gilmore isnt on, this is. i secretly love this movie along with my secret love for steel magnolias, beaches, etc etc movies about women overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds. also i am dropping an egg so i had to be careful about not crying at the sad parts. dear ashley, you are officially a total pussy. SUCKKKKKKK