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Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
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9:32 am - dream - not real
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i was in a restaurant and it was too dark for me to read the menu [i couldnt tell if it was really so dark or if i just couldnt see correctly, everyone else i was with didnt seem to have a problem] so i took forever to order because i kept trying to find decent light. everybody was irritated with me for lagging so i pointed to a picture of some kind of stir fry and when they brought it out it was a plate with rice, vegetables and a small fully roasted cat. kind of like how a cornish game hen is a small chicken? like that but it was clearly a cat in the seated position but the skin was crispy and hairless. it was not a cat i knew. i carved and ate part of it and then left the restaurant.
i was in the same nameless city i was in in my dream a couple nights ago [in that dream, i was a tour guide for a royal family and as i was jaywalking them across the street i got hit by a trolley. i felt the impact but didnt die] but i went home [to the same house i've never been to that always pops up in my dreams] and i had to find my dog [don wubba] and my cat [i dont actually have a cat] and they were both in wooden boxes underneath the floor. but they werent dead.
and then bob woke me up to say goodbye before he left for work
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| Monday, May 4th, 2009
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10:47 am - nice username, i know
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| Monday, March 9th, 2009
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6:38 pm - too strong to die, too dumb to live
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the latest development in my life is our dog developed an allergy to something we can't positively identify but it's something really difficult and generic like "grass" or "dust." he's really itchy all the time and will scratch until he's hairless and bloody, so basically everyday for the past month has been an ongoing battle to keep the dog from destroying himself.
to combat his itching we load him up with benadryl [THANKS CARMEN] and to combat his scratching we make him wear tshirts. he wears a little boy's extra small and it makes him extra cute
but still there's always something pathetic about animals in human clothing. plus his lipstick is out in that picture and thats fucking gross and i didn't notice until now, sorry guys
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i watch a lot of movies, i'm gonna start writing about them here
current mood:  ugh
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| Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
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9:44 am - you want to send a message? i aint no fucking telegram, bitch
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i voted like a month ago, lets hurry this up so i can rejoice/cry, depending
current mood:  coughing a lot
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| Friday, October 10th, 2008
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3:31 pm - hey rich assholes: one of you guys should step up and buy this company
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